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I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. ”
I have always had huge respect for comedians/comediennes. It's because comedy is very hard to portray. ”
I don't have the looks to compete at a bar, and I'm not that funny. So the last thing I want is to be in a situation where that's what I'm competing on. I'd rather be on OkCupid or Match, where I can write a 300-word essay about myself that's really good. ”
I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line. ”
I like the Kardashians. I watch 'em. When Kim got the botox in her face, and it made her face go weepy, that was funny. I also watch 'America's Next Top Model.' I've always been a big fan. ”
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. ”
Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. ”
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. ”
It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one. ”
Hollywood constantly wants to label you and type you into a certain category, 'Oh he's a comedy guy,' or the weirdo character guy or the villain. ”