All Quotes

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key. ”

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter. ”

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. ”

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. ”

There's depth in my comedy. ”

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore. ”

As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers. ”

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. ”

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel. ”

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales. ”