All Quotes

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it. ”

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. ”

I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else. ”

People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice. ”

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter. ”

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. ”

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. ”

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter. ”

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. ”

I fed my ego, but not my soul. ”