All Quotes

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. ”

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. ”

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. ”

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. ”

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. ”

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. ”

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ”

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. ”

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. ”

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. ”