All Quotes

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. ”

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. ”

Things ain't what they used to be and never were. ”

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was. ”

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ”

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. ”

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. ”

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ”

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. ”

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ”