Alexei Sayle

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done. ”

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut. ”

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip. ”

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. ”

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' ”

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git. ”

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own. ”

I'm still fiercely ambitious. ”

I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. ”

I am quite girly. ”