Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ”

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. ”

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. ”

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ”

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. ”

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. ”

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ”

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. ”

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. ”

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ”