Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ”

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ”

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. ”

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ”

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. ”

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. ”

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. ”

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. ”

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ”

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. ”