Dick Van Dyke

My memory's not too good. ”

They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to come up with a new number every week, and I told them that I think I'm a little past that stage. ”

My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me. ”

I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me. ”

When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I said, 'Mr. Champion, I can't dance.' He said, 'We'll teach you what you need to know.' ”

I sing and dance. That's my job. ”

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records. ”

I don't think parents can protect their kids in this media-nut culture. ”

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state. ”

The American people hit the streets and did something that the government wouldn't do: the Civil Rights Act. It didn't go down well with the corporate world. ”