Craig Ferguson

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.' ”

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. ”

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now. ”

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job. ”

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. ”

Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people. ”

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. ”

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost. ”

I'm careful with money. ”

I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right. ”