Carlos Mencia

The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you know what I mean? ”

At the end of the day, my career is not going to be judged by one or two or three moments in time. It'll be judged by the longevity of it. ”

Guys like Rogan literally want to ruin my career. That's unbelievably cruel and hurtful, and I never want to be that guy. ”

I never want to forget that my job is to make people laugh. ”

People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get hit by tornadoes, but when you live in Tornado Alley you can't really claim surprise. ”

What I do is that I really, really try hard to make sure the things that I do comes from a pure place in my heart and my intent is a pure one. ”

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I say, 'How can I be racist? Isn't racism exclusionary? If all of you are offended, that means I'm including every race in my jokes.' ”

When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids. ”

I don't think I push boundaries. I find that other people feel that way. To me, it's just about going up there and speaking the truth, whatever that is. ”

When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. ”