Bryan Callen

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! ”

You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job. ”

Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. ”

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. ”

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better. ”

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. ”

As an actor, you're never busy enough. ”

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film. ”

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. ”

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. ”