Bryan Callen

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason. ”

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. ”

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying. ”

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. ”