Bill Hicks

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. ”

People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally. ”

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. ”

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it. ”

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. ”

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life. ”

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. ”

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. ”

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. ”

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light. ”