Bill Hicks

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. ”

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. ”

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side. ”

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true. ”

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. ”

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. ”

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. ”

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ”

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people. ”

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution. ”