When I was a kid growing up, my dad being a football coach, he asked the same question of all the assistants that he ever hired: 'Is your goal to be a head football coach?'

I've got so many things coming across my desk right now that are nonfootball related, I can't stand it.

With expectations, when you throw that stuff out there, when you put a bunch of pressure on yourself to reach those goals, you don't do anything different. You just keep working to get better.

When you have things taken away, you promise you'll never take anything for granted ever again.

I believe in the institution of marriage and it's like a tag to cement the relationship for your friends, family and public.

The connection between someone in Leeds and a comedian in Los Angeles would probably never happen if it weren't for MySpace, so it enables friendship and connection far more than it limits it.

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel.

People know not to mess with my friends or my family because it's not going to work out well for you.