It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.

Being a big star and being known, making movies and a lot of money - that really doesn't interest me.

Perhaps they do not recognize themselves, for a rich man is even harder to define than a poor one.

Accepting federal funding undermines state sovereignty as states become beholden to federal requirements in order to keep the money flowing.

We have to reduce the burden placed on our economy by years of deficits and debt.

There has to be a balance between your mental satisfaction and the financial needs of your company.