It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other guy is doing. That's why it's so hard to do it.

I should say, one of the things about being a widow or a widower, you really, really need a sense of humor, because everything's going to fall apart.

You can't do every movie - although I do a lot of them - and the thing I'm longing to do is... it's not that I think I'm funny... but I long to do a situation comedy.

I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on television. When I work, I'm always thinking, 'Would my mother find this funny?' The belly-laugh jokes will hit her every time.