My goal is to try new things, to make people forget their problems, make them laugh, and for them to talk about it the next day.

My English is actually getting worse. We talk Spanish at home and switch to English only when we need it. Like when we go to the bank to get some money.

Around the world, I am known as a great musician. But in America, I am known as the cuchi-cuchi girl. That's okay because cuchi-cuchi has taken me all the way to the bank.

My neighbors are quiet. I am not. I don't know if they're dead or alive.