It's good to have flaws; it's learning to love your flaws.

I've always had a job. I left home when I was 16, and you have to look after yourself.

My first ambition was musical theatre, but I realised quite early on that I wouldn't make the grade.

Hot yoga is something that I forced myself to get into. When I first did it, I thought, 'How on earth am I going to get through an hour and a half of this?' because I was so hot.

Lukaku sees football and lives for his game the way I think a top player should live for it.

I try all the time to improve in the game, training all the time, and to help my team with assists or goals.

As a coach, you've got to do what's best for the team. If guys don't like it, they're going to leave. If they stay and don't like it, well, your team's going to suck anyway. Even if this happens, you still have to do it. You can't coach worrying about any individual.

I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up. Actually, the only inkling of stand-up I had was I read one of Paul Reiser's books when I was, like, 12. I found it at a yard sale, and I carried it around with me for six years.