Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy, and smug they might be.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.

In the U.K., we have a paper called 'The Daily Mail,' which is quite misogynist. And every day, it just writes pieces about: 'Women, you're going to die now! Women, here's shoes that give you cancer! Women, just hate yourselves!'

When you make money, it's natural to enjoy all the benefits it offers.

There's nothing as real as money.

No, I wasn't really suing my mother. I was just trying to get in control of my finances and my life. My stepfather has only wanted me around for my money, and he threatened to leave my mother if he didn't get the money anymore.

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money.