They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite you over to sit on the couch after your comedy skit. Now it's whatever Howard Stern says goes.

I think anyone who behaves boorishly but without a good sense of humor is not as fun to watch.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.