Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

The importance to the nation of a generously adequate food supply for the coming year cannot be overemphasized, in view of the economic problems which may arise as a result of the entrance of the United States into the war.

Throughout the lead-up to the war, CNN worked hard to air all sides of the story. We had a regular segment called Voices of Dissent in which we spent time covering antiwar protests and interviewing those who were opposed to the war with Iraq.

Some taxpayers may object to a print journalism bailout on the grounds that it mostly benefits the liberal elite. And we can't blame taxpayers for being reluctant to subsidize the reportorial careers of J-school twerps who should have joined the Peace Corps and gone to Africa to 'speak truth to power' to Robert Mugabe.

There is very little room for relaxation, but as long as I capitalize on those brief moments of peace, I'm okay with that.