I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

Career highlights? I had two - I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.

Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

After my ski jumping career finished, I went back to school to study law, and now I travel between five to 20 times a year doing after-dinner speaking, motivational talks, appearances, openings, TV and radio shows.

The truth will only be told over a career.

I don't do office work at home.

All of my writing career is about how human beings negotiate dark matter.