I wish I had been home more when the children were growing up. I missed a lot.

Regardless of what society says, we can't go on much longer in the sea of immorality without judgment coming.

Certainly a woman should never disguise the fact that she is a woman. A woman's body is very beautiful.

Each life is made up of mistakes and learning, waiting and growing, practicing patience and being persistent.

I can tell you that my family in the absolute worst of times has seen the absolute best in people. And, that has given us more strength than could ever imagine.

Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice.

Yellow Moon' was a poem. My wife at the time, Joel - she's dead now - it was our 25th anniversary. She had the chance to go on a cruise with her sister. And I'm home with the kids and looking up, and I saw the big moon, and I just started writing.

My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure. People like that don't have fat kids: they were cut out to be winners and winners don't have children who are overweight.