I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

In our deepest places, we all wish we could live like Raoul Duke for a while.

If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters Sunday, you don't leave early. You just don't. If it's a Masters Sunday when Tiger Woods is near the top of the leader board, you really don't leave early.

I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It's to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality.

I've always loved pure, silly slapstick comedy. It always makes me laugh.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.