When you touch the ball 400 times per game, it's normal that you can lose the ball a couple of times.

I think, at 32, you are past your prime as a footballer.

I'm happy at Real Madrid and can imagine ending my career here - if all goes well.

Madrid are a great club and were the challenge I sought after my long and successful Bayern career.

The film is not a success until it makes money. It's only good when there's a dollar figure attached to the box office.

At some point, all comics have to go out and be retail salesmen doing door-to-door. And this idea of somebody who totally knows their craft having to get up for free in front of a crowd to work out some stuff they're thinking in their head, still, after as much success as you can get, is really interesting.

Personally, I experience success when I enjoy what I'm doing. I love the creative process, even if the end result isn't embraced by anyone else.

I'm a piano player and singer who can't play piano very well or sing very well. That isn't a recipe for success. I have to get better.