My heavily-cleverly disguised low self-regard manifested itself in my constant showing off, my addiction for publicity, and my intolerable 'me-me-me' attitudes and actions. But it's done, isn't it? And no one can really change, can they? And, hey, it has been a lot of fun being the life-long irresponsible, snarky, nasty art scamp.

Parks are works of art just as a painting or sculpture is.

The 'Artful Tommy' will never change - and perhaps shouldn't.

If you don't work yourself up into a fever of greed and covetousness in an art museum, you're just not doing the job.