With TV, the pace is so fast, the scripts are coming at you, the directors are firing things at you, it's breathtaking.

A woman is gentle, soft, delicate, and a man's position is to protect her, help her up stairs, make sure she's in the car safely first. Take good care of your woman, and the sky's the limit!

If I were to meet the most incredible man, and he just so happened to not make as much money as I do, I wouldn't hold it against him.

I'm nothing without God.

I'm sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I've never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them.

Meta-comedy is everywhere and always seems so cold and to me is really kinda snarky.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.

I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed, put a roof over my head.