More than any other major sport, professional or amateur, college football games are decided by the physical incompetence and downright chokery of their players.

There are many reasons why I hate college football. The 4-hour games drone on longer than Steve Lyons during the American League playoffs. The ever-expanding season threatens to creep into early July. Boise, Idaho, hosts a bowl game. And it's played on blue artificial turf.

Legends like Jim Murray at the 'Los Angeles Times' and Shirley Povich at the 'Washington Post' were the most beloved guys at their papers. They'd write a cherished column for 30 years, and that was it. There was nothing else to do, no higher job to attain.

Some eco groups suggest that as many as 73 million sharks are killed globally every year. Hammerheads, blue sharks, mako sharks - they're disappearing, and they ain't coming back.

I like to relax and watch TV and play with my little boy. I like to play some tennis as well.

Most sports federations, corporations, and governments don't change voluntarily. Change is brought by the disenfranchised demanding better.

It's true that I'm even better than I could have imagined, both in football and in my private life!

When I'm in L.A., I try to run the canyons or play tennis with friends a few times a week. I've tried working out with a trainer and going to the gym, but I'd just much rather be outside.