My job is to entertain you, leave feeling better than when you got there, and try to give you more than you thought you were gonna get.

We ask for way too much stuff - way too much stuff. You got a job making $100 a year and bought a house for $3 million. Talking about, 'I don't know what happened with the payment.'

Most entertainers start at a young age saying, 'I don't want to be normal. I don't want a regular job.'... I think that's something that's innate.

Hollywood's not a progressive place. Everyone likes to think that Hollywood is hip, but it's not hip at all.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

I never feel like it'll be something where like, ‘Aha, I've got it. I'm funny for the rest of my life. I don't need to tell jokes anymore. I just am comedy.'"

Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.

I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of cynical about romance and marriage but ultimately embraced it. Because I feel like comedy is always cynical, inherently, because it's contrarian.