Tutors who make youth learned do not always make them virtuous.

Parents sometimes make not those allowances for youth, which, when young, they wished to be made for themselves.

What we want to tell, we wish our friend to have curiosity to hear.

People of little understanding are most apt to be angry when their sense is called into question.

Women are no longer just born to be married. We are here to compete with everyone and make a place for ourselves under the sun on our own.

Is it my fault that there is a stereotype that black people are not good swimmers? I know that's a joke, but somebody will say, 'I can't believe you would say that.' Well, first of all it's just a joke, and second of all if you watch the Olympics, black people win medals in jumping, running. They don't win any in swimming.

The first time I performed at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, I was in the back of the room doing vocal exercises. 'Me-me-me, my-my-my, mo-mo-mo.' And I'm looking around, and no one else is doing it. I'm like, 'They must have done it before they came to the club.' I came to realize that I was an idiot.

In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy.