The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to collect. We kids were carriers. We ran a pickup and delivery service.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Shows like 'All in the Family' and now 'Mom' - there's a tradition of tackling real issues.

My father was an actor, and my mother was his agent, so I had it on both sides: the crazy actor and his representation.

Being with my family is very important to me, and touring is very important to me, too, because it's who I am. It's what I do.

It's inevitable that we'll have some form of designer children, fueled not just by the science but by parents' hard-wired desire to give their children every advantage.