Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Comedy is deep and wild and I am excited about the mysteries within.

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.

One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.