We ask the military to be in a position that, if we ask them to do a task, they are absolutely able to do it for us.

The military never uses a full word if they can create an abbreviation.

You shouldn't send people out to do a job which you cannot afford to equip them to do.

Negotiating with the Taliban must be done from a position of strength. Negotiating from a position of weakness would be a disaster.

It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.

One of the jobs of comedy is to expose hypocrisy. When you look at countries like Iran or North Korea that don't have freedom of speech, we who do should push it as far as we need to.

My uncle Shawn used to stay with us when we were really young, and I used to come downstairs and see him break dancing on this piece of a cardboard. I probably always thought they were cool since then. I never knew his comedy, but I used to always see him break dancing. And he was terrible at it.

I'd love to do a comedy like 'Bridesmaids;' I think that would be so fun. I would play the Kristen Wiig character.