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I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs. But the truth is, sometimes a very sweet, well-meaning person just doesn't do it for you, and you need to get out of there.
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"I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs. But the truth is, sometimes a very sweet, well-meaning person just doesn't do it for you, and you need to get out of there."
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I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs. But the truth is, sometimes a very sweet, well-meaning person just doesn't do it for you, and you need to get out of there. — Pete Holmes

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Pete Holmes was a Comedian from United States (1979–2014).

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Who said "I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have…"?
This quote is attributed to Pete Holmes, a Comedian from United States.
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Pete Holmes lived from 1979 – 2014.
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