When I encountered rich people for the first time, I discovered that not only do they holiday in places that are hard to find on a map, but that they also use the names of seasons as verbs. When they asked me, 'Where did you summer and winter growing up?' I would usually say, 'As a child? The same place I springed and autumned.'

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative.

Baseball and its teams are proud of the sport's long-standing role as a change agent in American culture and society.

I felt sad because everyday I had to wake up early to practice before going to school. After school I had to go back to tennis again, and then after tennis I had homework. I didn't have time to play.

I love boxing, but there's a business side. I don't like a lot of people in the sport.

You are always talking about yourself and tennis and how you are feeling. I try to avoid it when I don't have to.