Your work is first, learning is first, winning is everything because without it there is nothing.

The best thing about my job, though, is stopping at the end of the day and rejoining the human universe.

Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.

I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people.

In real life, I wish I could do a Scourgify. That would just be incredible helpful, when I know the rest of the family is gong to be back in 30 seconds and I haven't tidied up. That would be really helpful.

I think children of divorced parents do grow up quicker. You just do.

My family was always musically inclined.

Many's the dead author whose body of work has been marred by overzealous publishers or family members. If this happens to me, I vow to seek out the responsible parties and haunt them to the point of death.