I’m a standup comedian who can’t drive. I have never learned. I don’t trust my hand-eye coordination. You’re looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his own head during a routine catching practice; I don’t think it’s a great idea to have me in control of a high-speed metal death robot.
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"I’m a standup comedian who can’t drive. I have never learned. I don’t trust my hand-eye coordination. You’re looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his own head during a routine catching practice; I don’t think it’s a great idea to have me in control of a high-speed metal death robot." — Nish Kumar #deathmortality
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I’m a standup comedian who can’t drive. I have never learned. I don’t trust my hand-eye coordination. You’re looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his own head during a routine catching practice; I don’t think it’s a great idea to have me in control of a high-speed metal death robot. — Nish Kumar
About Nish Kumar
Nish Kumar was a Comedian from United Kingdom (1985–present).
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Who said "I’m a standup comedian who can’t drive. I have never learned. I don’t trust my…"?
This quote is attributed to Nish Kumar, a Comedian from United Kingdom.
When did Nish Kumar live?
Nish Kumar lived from 1985 – present.
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