Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31.

I left my marriage knowing I'd have to work. I have.

Marriage is the death of hope.

If I were given a choice between two films and one was dark and explored depraved, troubled or sick aspects of our culture, I would always opt for that over the next romantic comedy.