Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter is the good that he does in this world to his fellows.

Of all follies there is none greater than wanting to make the world a better place.

It is the public scandal that offends; to sin in secret is no sin at all.

I have the fault of being a little more sincere than is proper.

Half the shows on Comedy Central are just multi-cam blue sets, and they kind of look like game shows from the '90s. It's like, 'Why do such a bland corporate aesthetic when the sky's the limit with what you can do?'

The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government.

Comedy has to be so much cleaner than drama. You can't layer it in the way you can a dramatic performance. Which is why it's more difficult than drama - you don't have so many tricks.

I am a passionate believer that comedy is a way of tackling some of the most dark and difficult aspects of being a human being.