I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

I've always balked at anything that feels like a clique, even if it's not always in my best interest to do so. I like each individual, fedora-wearing hipster - it's just the greater gestalt that rubs me the wrong way.

There are comedians that I like. I think a lot of it, you just figure out on your own. It's definitely one of those things that you get good at by doing it a lot. But I like Jim Gaffigan. Patton Oswalt. Janeane Garofalo.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

I'm thrilled with how my career is evolving.

I learned in the early part of my career that labor must bear the cross for others' sins, must be the vicarious sufferer for the wrongs that others do.

Leaving a club like Real and coming to as big a club as Manchester United makes you grow as a player and helps you progress in your career.

Drew Bledsoe is a great talent. He had some fantastic years early in his career.