Life does not agree with philosophy: There is no happiness that is not idleness, and only what is useless is pleasurable.

Reason and justice tell me there's more love for humanity in electricity and steam than in chastity and vegetarianism.

Advertising is the very essence of democracy.

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

I had concluded when I was the prosecutor that I would vote against the death penalty if I were in the legislature but that I could ask for it when I was satisfied as to guilt.

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

I need good friends who can say, 'I love you to death, but you look terrible in that, and you need to change right now.'

I am certain that I speak on behalf of my entire nation when I say: September 11th we are all Americans - in grief, as in defiance.