I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Sometimes, people will fight over five, six percent, because if it's a smash record, that can mean a lot of money. I don't really care.

You hear all the time that money can change people. Well, divorce can really change people.

To find money to make a film, you have to write maybe 50 pages to explain what you'd like to do, what the film will be, but everybody lies. Because he doesn't know what the film will be. Everybody writes 50 pages and sends it to a TV channel, a producer, to get money, but everybody lies. Or else your film is not interesting.

A big diamond necklace is nouveau riche, really. People who have wealth a long time don't wear such things.