The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

In the long run, there are people who've made more money or had bigger stardom at points. But, I think I'll have come out winning.

I don't want to remember 2005 as a year that the government heaped unnecessary burdens upon American families. Stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich, while increasing the deficit, is hardly responsible.

I've been in the Premier League for 10 years, more, and the money I've been paid is phenomenal compared to your average, everyday working man.

I grew up in a really small town with not a lot of money, and I liked singing, but it was just something that was a hobby.