Kids used to tease me unmercifully about that name.

It's only money, honey.

I don't like the designated hitter. A guy who plays should be able to catch and hit.

The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting.

I think the kids in school that laughed at the clothes that we wore and the house that we lived in, and then my mother had to cut hair... I think that was a good motivator. Every time they laughed at me, they just built a fire, and there was only one way to put it out - to try and show 'em I was as good as they were.

I do think it is the responsibility of parents to feed their children properly.

I had a very funny family.

I think charity begins with your family and you take it from there.