My strategy isn't just to get the biggest audience; it's to get a loyal audience.

I think my dream career would be to own my own production company and be able to write movies and star in them every once in awhile. Kind of like a Judd Apatow type of guy. That would be really fun.

My dream job is definitely to be an actor/director/writer, all three.

I think I'm just really lucky to have my Internet career last more than a few months.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!

I was ballet dancing at four, playing piano by six, and doing commercials by 12. When I was 21, I was on the number one live comedy show in Puerto Rico. I told my parents, 'I'm going to New York to become a performer.' And I left.

I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.