I'm not influencing the youth in no bad way. I'm doing can drives at my shows.

The old way of coming up in the game is over.

I was always curious about, like, how does hot sauce work? Growing up I used to wonder, 'If I touched it, was it hot?'

I'm like the youth's big brother now. I have to be that voice for them.

I am not a lonely person. I am happily married and not looking for companions on social media.

There aren't enough people out there that are becoming experts in technology as technology moves.

The joke about SAP has always been, it's making '50s German manufacturing methodology, implemented in 1960s software technology, delivered to 1970-style manufacturing organizations, like, it's really - yeah, the incumbency - they are still the lingering hangover from the dot-com crash.

You create your own material to try to get it out there because a lot of people are multi-hyphenates, to use the corporate term. You're creating stuff to be in in order to showcase all your talents. I think the idea of using YouTube and the Internet, you don't have to wait around for a network to buy your show.