I used to dread going on 'Politically Incorrect' with 'up and coming' comedians. But at least on 'Politically Incorrect', there would be just one has-been or wannabe on the panel.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

I'm the female Bob Woodward! If I were a liberal, I couldn't write another book. I'd be so busy collecting awards! I'd be posing for the cover of 'Vanity Fair!'

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

I was blessed with my career. I passionately love acting. And it's given me a good livelihood.

You have to have a life. And life has to go on when your voice shuts down on you and you have to take a break from what you're doing for a career.

I thought that I'd have a briefcase-and-power-suit career.

When you look back at your body of work, no matter what your career path, by the time you hang 'em up, if you can say, 'This place is in better shape than when I started,' then you did good.