Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.

I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.

I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating.

I want the French people to respect values that allow each individual to practice his or her faith, but in the frame of our common rules of secularism.

No student should be forced to choose between following her faith and enjoying the benefits of a public education.

In God becoming human in Jesus Christ, God has established solidarity with the human condition.

The fact that God is for me, that is huge for me when I am thinking about fighting my own sins, because my art tells me that God is against you.